I’m a nobody.
If you, by some miraculous misfortune, found your way to this blog, I expect you’ll be thoroughly disappointed in the fact that I am no celebrity. I have no claim to fame. I’m no self-made billionaire, no Ghandi, no property mogul, no prophet. Considering my abs have the definition of a sandbag, it’s unlikely that I’m a world-renowned fitness expert and, despite what I would have my better half believe, I am certainly no Casanova.